"He’s thinner, he’s better looking, he’s younger. But you asked me if I had anyone who could play me in a movie … why not go for Brad Pitt?"

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Newt Gingrich, during an interview on the “Rich Stevens Radio Show.”  (via officialssay)

Why not?

(via cheatsheet)

First it’s the moon base, now it’s Brad Pitt. A man can dream, right?

(via buzzfeed)

Oh, is he better looking? Is he?

You fucking toad.