(Source: drunkonstevphen)
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This cashtaculous sellout is not quite enough —
I’m demanding more branding of Loraxian stuff!
With what you can buy, boy, the sky is the limit —
A Filet-O-Fish meal with real hummingfish in it!
Filmmakers, get cracking! The market is lacking
a splendiferous Lorax-themed drill made for fracking!
Or the fine, certain something that all people need —
indeed, you’ll succeed if you sold us a Thneed!
They’re easy to make, if you only take
all the truffula tufts off the trees by the lake —
they’re comfy and thick as the thick ironies
of the Lorax and Seuss hawking big SUVs.
![thedailywhat:
Colbert Report Cancellation of the Day: The Colbert Report has abruptly halted production of new episodes and will air reruns for the rest of the week — but no one seems to know why.
A Comedy Central spokesman, Steve Albani, sent the press a terse e-mail saying the yesterday’s taping was canceled “due to unforeseen circumstances,” but refused to provide any additional details.
According to the New York Times, audience members were notified of the cancellation prior to the show, and last night’s guest, author Susan Cain, tweeted that her appearance will be rescheduled.
Third Beat Magazine, which was among the first to break the news, noted that while The Colbert Report has never missed a scheduled taping, its older brother, The Daily Show, has been forced to call off the show twice in the past: Once for the birth of Jon Stewart’s second child, and once due to the passing of a staff member.
The Hollywood Reporter says it has been told by sources that production should be back to normal soon.
[thirdbeat.]
Well, I’ve heard something from someone who says they are close to the show, but I don’t want to add to rumors and speculation. If it’s true, it’s sad news.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzhv91IBpT1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg)
Colbert Report Cancellation of the Day: The Colbert Report has abruptly halted production of new episodes and will air reruns for the rest of the week — but no one seems to know why.
A Comedy Central spokesman, Steve Albani, sent the press a terse e-mail saying the yesterday’s taping was canceled “due to unforeseen circumstances,” but refused to provide any additional details.
According to the New York Times, audience members were notified of the cancellation prior to the show, and last night’s guest, author Susan Cain, tweeted that her appearance will be rescheduled.
Third Beat Magazine, which was among the first to break the news, noted that while The Colbert Report has never missed a scheduled taping, its older brother, The Daily Show, has been forced to call off the show twice in the past: Once for the birth of Jon Stewart’s second child, and once due to the passing of a staff member.
The Hollywood Reporter says it has been told by sources that production should be back to normal soon.
[thirdbeat.]
Well, I’ve heard something from someone who says they are close to the show, but I don’t want to add to rumors and speculation. If it’s true, it’s sad news.
Maurice Sendak on The Colbert Report, January 24, 2012
Colbert Super PAC transfer activate!
Come on, Bachmann, you’re a Republican! When you stumble on facts, you don’t get backed into a corner, you double down. You say not only do you have the spirit of John Wayne Gacy, you also have the eyes of a young Charles Manson.
(Source: stephentiberiuscolbert)
