Drunk and sappy

coldbitterness:

Great things about my boyfriend and our relationship:

1. When he calls me he will often start conversations with “Oh hi Molly,” a la The Room

2. We have conversations like this:

Jawad: remember when we argued about which duran duran song was better

Me: remember when you were completely wrong

because as awesome as hungry like the wolf is it will never be rio

Okay sorry I’m sure that was eyeroll-worthy so I will cut it out

you’re completely wrong about ‘hungry like the wolf’ but ilu