“Royal Tenenbaum bought the house on Archer Avenue in the winter of his 35th year.”
the bad news is that it’s May. the good news is that Wes Anderson’s Moonrise Kingdom comes out in like 5 minutes. i felt like i should set the mood, and this full-frontal Tenenbaums riff by Alan Segama (which can be yours for a very reasonable price) seemed like a good way to kick off 4 weeks of Wes.
Tennis Announcer 1: That’s 72 unforced errors for Richie Tenebaum. He’s playing the worst tennis of his life. What’s he feeling right now? Tennis Announcer 2: I don’t know, Jim. There’s obviously something wrong with him. He’s taken off his shoes and one of his socks and… actually, I think he’s crying.